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"Zombies are attacking your house!
What do you grab first? "
What do you grab first? "
I'm assuming my family is already out of the house. Why am I alone?! Did they ditch me?! Ouch...
I'd probably say a taser gun, if I had one. I need to protect myself, right? No bat, no hammer, no knife... just nothing dealing with close combat. Those creatures are ugly and scary. I am not trying to get all close and personal with them. And no actual gun because I'd feel bad about shooting them, even though they are already dead. The taser gun would just knock them out long enough for me to run and escape (and kick my family's butt for leaving me!) and then, they're someone else's problem.
A taser would be great, especially from a higher defensive position like a tree. A taser strike directly to the head might just fry their brain. Good answer.
ReplyDeleteHilarious answer! I'd be tempted to taser my family for leaving me during a zombie attack.
ReplyDeleteKristan @ Lost Amongst the Shelves
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YES!! I'm with you on the taser!!
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ReplyDeleteHarsh! Family leaving you behind,deserve a stern talking to at th every least.
A taser would be good for protection at a safe distance, great choice.